A New Illness – Anal Glaucoma

A friend emailed me the following joke yesterday, it made me laugh so much that I thought I would share it with you…as it’s almost christmas

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

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4 Responses to “A New Illness – Anal Glaucoma”

1. Derek Chambers says:

   Sunday, 9 December 2007 at 12:18 pm

   Hi Dan

   very amusing, hope to see some more jokes and humour in your blogs to brighten up a wet and windy day

   Derek
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2. Randy Smith says:

   Monday, 10 December 2007 at 6:02 pm

   LOL — I actually had that sent to me by Pat Graham,

   I think She was feeling sorry for me when I had last weekend off due to “Winter Vomit” or winter sickness – or whatever they want to call the horrible 48 hour bug that seems to be going round!

   It came with a lovely picture of a bug looking none too well…. hehe

   I’ve printed it and kept it to use as my sick note next time I want to take a day away from my pc…lol

   Randy
   http://www.RandolfSmith.com

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3. John Collins says:

   Wednesday, 12 December 2007 at 5:49 am

   Hi Dan –

   Thanks! I have glaucoma and have a special appreciation for this joke. This is the only one I’ve come across with glaucoma in it. This was the first time I laughed today.

   Thanks again I needed that – John

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4. Marc says:

   Tuesday, 15 January 2008 at 2:41 am

   Thank you first laugh of the day! good joke, I wen to the doctors and showed it to him an he had a good laugh to. thank you again. Mark

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