A New Illness - Anal Glaucoma

December 7, 2007 by Dan (el_passo)
Posted In: Humour 

A friend emailed me the following joke yesterday, it made me laugh so much that I thought I would share it with you…as it’s almost christmas ;-)

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

Comments

4 Responses to “A New Illness - Anal Glaucoma”

  1. Derek Chambers on December 9th, 2007 12:18 pm

    Hi Dan

    very amusing, hope to see some more jokes and humour in your blogs to brighten up a wet and windy day

    Derek
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  2. Randy Smith on December 10th, 2007 6:02 pm

    LOL — I actually had that sent to me by Pat Graham,

    I think She was feeling sorry for me when I had last weekend off due to “Winter Vomit” or winter sickness - or whatever they want to call the horrible 48 hour bug that seems to be going round!

    It came with a lovely picture of a bug looking none too well…. hehe

    I’ve printed it and kept it to use as my sick note next time I want to take a day away from my pc…lol

    Randy
    http://www.RandolfSmith.com

  3. John Collins on December 12th, 2007 5:49 am

    Hi Dan -

    Thanks! I have glaucoma and have a special appreciation for this joke. This is the only one I’ve come across with glaucoma in it. This was the first time I laughed today.

    Thanks again I needed that - John

  4. Marc on January 15th, 2008 2:41 am

    Thank you first laugh of the day! good joke, I wen to the doctors and showed it to him an he had a good laugh to. thank you again. Mark

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