A New Illness - Anal Glaucoma

A friend emailed me the following joke yesterday, it made me laugh so much that I thought I would share it with you…as it’s almost christmas

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

George Bush meets the Chinese Primeinister

Another humor video, this one has been submitted by a newsletter subscriber named Derek Hyde. Thanks Derek!

Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins

Another addition to the new humour section today. When I stumble upon something that makes me chuckle I will try and remember to post it here as well.

This addition is a rather comical music video created by the genious that is “Weird” Al Yankovic:

Funny exam answers

My first post in the new humour section, I figured that we all need a break from work at some point so hopefully these very amusing pics will go some way to brightening up your day.

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Full credit goes to the original student/teacher than scanned the answers