Firstly, I think you are in the wrong business, I mean you should be writing best selling novels with lines like this “the wooden floor banged as we pulled back our sturdy wooden chairs and sat down to read the menu”, I was expecting the next line to be “there was a faint whistling noise as the cold wind blew through a crack in the old oak door” Just kidding, but yeah, that is really silly money for what is actually done, I personally try to help people to do stuff like this for themselves so they can learn, I mean nobody wants to pay every time they need something simple doing.

Later,

Dave.

God knows why I got it mixed up with Scotch Corner!

@Omar – My brothers GF has only been there a couple of months, we need to wait until she’s been there a bit longer so she can use their free IT training course…then she can come join D9 when she’s fully trained

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ### Off.

Ladies don’t say that seventh word – lol

Carol

@Martin – I like your sites holding page! And I didn’t actually know about Jim’s new venture, but I’ll have to check it out.

@Carol – I think you’d be a great VA, I think it’s fair to say I’ve seen you go from helpless newbie to a very well respected and helpful member of the IM community, I think you’d be very reliable as a VA

Don’t worry about stealing the comment section, anything that makes the blog look busy is fine by me…not that it isn’t busy….but you know what I mean

@Clive – It sounds like we both live in similar locations. I live in a small village and don’t have any neighbours, but living on a tiny island means it’s only a quick car drive to the nearest town.

I don’t think I’d want to be paid in sandwiches though, I think I’d have to hold out until they paid in crumble.

@Gary – That doesn’t surprise me at all. You probably already know, but I work and live on a farm. Back before we were hooked upto the Internet..probably early 90′s, my Dad bought some business cards, they were very basic and I remember asking how much they cost. To my horror he’d paid almost £600 for them.

Needless to say, he now thinks Vistaprint is an amazing company

@John – I don’t like Rhubard, but I had to give it a try, the chocolate certainly didn’t make it any worse!

Is scoth corner that big hill you drive up, on the way to Scarborugh? (sp?)

@Pat – I should know this….but what does ROTFLMAO stand for?

@Sandra – As I mentioned before, I hadn’t heard of Jim’s new product but I’m curious now, I think I’ll have to go check it out.

@Omar – I thought you were a man of the world? YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT CRUMBLE IS!!!

It’s possible they nicest desert ever made. There’s this local pub we go to fairly often the does a caramel, apple pie/crumble with custard….mmmmmm.

@Clive – Thanks for the link, I’m sure it will save Omar from many awkward situations in the future when someone slips “crumble” into the conversation

You poor deprived Yankee.

Not only is your dollar only worth nineteen cents, you’ve been missing out on one of the finest delicacies!

Follow the link below and all will be explained regarding ‘crumble’.

http://www.cookuk.co.uk/cake/apple-crumble-recipe.htm

It never ceases to amaze me that the ‘world rulers’ know so little about The World. LOL

Yours in gastronomy,

Beachcomber

As for IT pricing… Dan you should offer your brothers girlfriend a job. Perhaps now she’ll be around more and this will help him make the final post pubescent transition!

Omar

I guess great minds do think alike!